just tried to hide his bone! cuttest thing alive! but people still put random slips of paper on our garage door saying “warning, dangerous dog: Doberman”. :\
tumblrrmokong: JUST MADE AN ACCOUNT CREATED FIRST POST YOU FOLLOWED SOMEBODY SOMEBODY FOLLOWED YOU YOU READ A VERY FUNNY POST YOU READ A VERY CORNY POST FIRST ANONYMOUS HATER 2ND, 3RD, 4TH, 5TH, NEVER ENDING HATERS YOU LOST A FOLLOWER TUMBLR MAINTENANCE WHEN IT’S TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL WHEN SOMEBODY POSTED FOOD WHEN SOMEBODY SHOWS-OFF WHEN YOU SAW A NUDE...
Talking about squirrels with my dad
Every once in a while, I would see a fat squirrel run along the fence in my backyard. I told my dad, “we should set mouse traps on the fence so we can kill the squirrels”. (because my dog hates them more than anything else in the world) he tells me, “no, it’s their territory. If you kill one, ten more will come.” I ignored my dad, and now I am going to buy mouse...
To Vernon Wong
Byron: I have good news and bad news. Vernon: What’s the good news? Byron: Remember that time I said I would finally hang out with you? Vernon: Yea? Byron: Well, now I actually can. And I won’t flake on you. Vernon: YAY! what’s the bad news? Byron: I lied
-my sleep pattern is messed up -I just ate cup noodles for breakfast -I have a crap load of hw to do -my insides hurt from the cup noodles